Norwegian Ninja commits the worst crime it possibly could – it is dull. To be more specific, Norwegian Ninja is neither funny nor strange enough to carry the film, even for 80 minutes. Unfortunately, movies like this need “WTF?” moments aplenty if they are to succeed. The premise – Norwegian Ninjas – ought to supply such incidents, but writer/director Thomas Cappelen Malling has dropped the ball. A missed opportunity. Do not be fooled by the title and cover: Robogeisha it ain’t. Give me Ninja III: The Domination (1984) any day.