Saturday, 18 January 2014

Porn Parodies - Nothing is Exempt...?

BBC period drama Downton Abbey is allegedly receiving an erotic makeover, becoming Down on Abby. Yep, the title barely works. 

Here is the blurb:
Down On Abbey - Downton Abbey Porn Parody

Welcome to Bottomely Manor, home to the quintessentially English Lord Grabhem (played by adult legend Ben Dover) and his wife (2014 AVN nominee and adult starlet Jasmine Jae) and their two young promiscuous step-daughters, Abby and Fanny.  We discover that the Grabhems have decided to invite their good friends the Stiffies to dinner.  Staff members of Bottomley Manner, including butler Smallcock and personal footman Master Bates, hurriedly prepare to receive their guests. 
Meanwhile, during preparations some members of the staff have their own ideas of how to make the night go with a swing!  As the dinner party approaches, it seems everyone’s got one thing and one thing only on their minds!
This eagerly awaited XXX parody takes us behind the scenes of Bottomley Manor where we discover that as night falls, this is not the only thing going down on Abbey!




Eagerly awaited? I'd assume barely anyone has been waiting for this particular parody because very few people would even imagine transforming the property into porn. For anyone who really is eagerly awaiting Down on Abby's release, the official website for the film is here. I will add the proviso that the release date is April 1st, so this may well be an April Fool's joke. Being porn, it is hard to tell. In any other context, the names Fanny and Master Bates would set alarm bells ringing, but who knows?

If Down on Abby really does surface in the Spring, I wonder if they take on Downton Abbey's recent controversial rape storyline?


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